Pre-Cog Pizza

Imagine it's the usual Thursday night at Caleb's Apartment. Dan and Dylan are over and there's some rumblings of hunger running through our guts. Weighing our options, and the fact that Papa John's had stopped offering their buy one get one free online coupon on pizza; we made the executive decision and moved to Dominoes with their 555 deal on Medium pizzas. At their website, we placed our order and proceeded to the checkout. ONLY TO DISCOVER THE FOOD WAS ALREADY PREPPED AND GOING INTO THE OVENS!

Were we living in the past or was the pizza from the future?

And that's where the idea for Demonos came about.

Demonos would be the leader in pizza delivery services. Before you even decide you are going to order pizza, Demonos would have your order in their computer and be building your pizza for the oven. The whole event would be so precisely timed that the minute you were about to make the call or enter in your credit card information to the online website, the delivery expert would be knocking at your door holding your fresh warm doughy tomato pie.

How does it work? Pre-cognizance. Demonos would employ hairless people who sit in large vats of warm water that have the psychic ability to know beforehand what anyone in the near vicinity would order. Unable to communicate the orders vocally, special engraving equipment will be used to allow the pre-cogs to convey the toppings to us on special wooden balls that would roll through a complex system of tubes before arriving at the kitchen. Crewmembers would make the pie and put it in the oven. When the pizzas are finished cooking, they'd be put in special Demonos boxes and placed in heat-trapping bags and put in the vehicle of a delivery expert. The delivery expert would drive to his destination and have the pizza in your stomachs just as you decided you wanted it.

Demonos would become the leader in pizza delivery services. The unmatched speed and quality would make them champions of the pizza delivery olympics.

About which there is more to come...